Vodka and bubbles. Share them with me and i'll probably love you forever. _ Also, Oliver Sykes is a babe.

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onlinewifey:

“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world

tumblrbot asked:

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I am not a human. I do not have memories and I do not have feelings.

(Source: zcuis)

(Source: amajor7)

enliven-ed:

You have permission to eat. Even if you:

  • haven’t exercised
  • eaten too much yesterday
  • eaten too much today
  • don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
  • have gained weight
  • aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
  • feel like you don’t deserve it 

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already